Okay, it’s that time again: The second annual Blood on the River!
So here’s how it’s going down…This is a holiday weekend. Labor Day 2016. We will be opening up the campsite on Thursday the 1st of September for folks who want to come in early. Friday will be the usual “Hey, welcome!” Everybody can check in at the campsite and get set up for our Friday night dinner. Saturday we will be holding Jazzy’s poker hand tournament. Always an amazing time. The trophy will be handed out Saturday afternoon and then it’s back to the property for the BBQ. It’s here we will drink all night and eat more than we probably should. Some drunken moron will probably pick up a sword and that’s okay because 200 other drunken morons will be there to defend you. Sunday we will get up at some point and head over to House of a 1000 Beers, probably the coolest little gastro pub in the world. It is here we will have the “Get the f*** off my property!” Brunch, however this year you don’t actually have to get the f*** off the property until Monday at some point because it is a holiday weekend. So that’s right you get to spend 4 days with us and everybody knows…
“Ain’t no party like a Plow party!” (Ask around)
Registration this year for the for the event is $100. This gets you…
– 4 days Campsite (with 2, that’s right 2 shitters!)
– Friday Booze and food
– Saturday tourney, w/ cutting & open sparring
– A chance at the greatest trophy in HEMA
– Saturday evening BBQ Banquet & Booze
– Sunday G.T.F.O.M.P. Brunch
But wait… there’s more!
– Sunday night at the campsite! At no additional charge! (Of course we’ll be doing something awesome! Silly.)
This thing is Amazeballs!
Don’t get me wrong other people throw really nice camping events… ( Mike, William )
But this one is better!
(And won’t be cancelled and un-cancelled 100 times at the whims of an Evil Troll Monster)
Love, The Ape King